Brother For Sale By Ayden Du
I have a brother for sale!!
The price is very good.
You will really want to buy him
And you know I think you should.
My brother is so very smart
He knows every language all by heart.
He knows his times tables and division is easy.
He even won a trophy for playing Parcheesi!
He’s handsome and dresses very well
His hair is spiky and shiny as a bell.
His eyes are amazing! One blue one green
My mom says he’s the best she’s ever seen.
He’s very strong and can lift a car with one hand
When he takes off his shirt you see his 8-pack that’s tanned.
He has a thousand jokes that can make me laugh.
He’ll even eat leaves just like a giraffe.
He’s also very helpful, cleaning the house up and down.
In fact just last week he cleaned the whole town.
My Brother‘s for sale and he won’t be free.
Come to think of it, I’ll keep him for me.
The Disgusting McDonalds By Oliver Wang
Come on over!
My food is so good!
See, my restaurant is so fancy.
The entire restaurant is covered in gold
(Except the food.)
BURGERS
If you buy one you get one hundred for free
The burgers will be hot forever
So you can eat one each day.
Every time you come to my store
You can get another hundred!
We have oreo flavoured smoothies
Sour patch kids flavoured smoothies
And smarties flavoured smoothies.
Our fries are crispy
They are salty
And they taste good (just ignore the poison).
Once you have your burger
You can just sit on the floor
(Just don’t sit on the food.)
If you’re starting to feel sick, don’t worry
(It’s just poison.)
How Could These Monsters Scare You… By Lincoln Kwan
There are dangerous monsters
Like Snombies
who take out snow from inside them
and throw it at you!
Or P-rex: A pinata dinosaur.
You have to spin around 3 times
and whack it with a stick.
It will burst open
but there is also
a dinosaur inside,
which is just bones
made out of candy.
And, Crabacadbra is a magician
mixed with a crab
that does magic tricks.
Without its shell, it can’t do anything.
There are friendly monsters
Like Knuckle-fist-punch-smasher.
He is a boy named Rip
and when he eats sweets,
he becomes the monster.
He has ants that eat sweets
and they become attack dogs.
Or Jampire.
She is really a girl
named Nikki
and has fangs
and likes to eat red, juicy stuff.
And Narmadillo.
This is their principal
at school and used to be a
member of SSMP
(the Super Secret Monster Patrol).
Finally, there is a boss monster
at the end.
The three-eyed Gloomp.
It has sparkle glue
so whatever touches it becomes
a monster.
If you enter his base,
which is a glue factory,
he will trap you with cement glue!
These are some monsters that could scare you!
Princess and the Wolf By Dayna Quan
There once was a princess who had a special home
It was half castle, half mansion in the middle of Rome.
The top part was mansion, the bottom was castle
It had elevators, movie theatres but cleaning was a hassle.
She sent a letter all over the place
To find a person to clean her huge space.
But no one responded to her wishful cries
Until A Big Bad Wolf showed up in disguise
The princess hired the wolf and he started to clean.
He filled the toilet with stinky socks! This wolf was so mean.
Then he took the water from the toilet bowl
And poured it in her bed so it smelled like rotten sole.
The poor princess crawled into the smelly bed.
The wolf was hiding waiting to be fed.
Before she could say good night to her pup.
The wolf jumped out and ate her up!!!
My Video Game Store By Ayden Zhang
Come here!
Videogames for sale!
If you are a member you can get free videogames!
Yes, your eyes are right!
The store looks like a video game controller.
You can come on in and try the games.
But there’s a catch.
If you hurt yourself in the game…
The whole store jumps up and down
And says, “OUCHY!”
So be careful.
But come on in today!